A NAUGHTY BOY.....
Three boys are playing outside just after dark, when one of them noticed a light on in a window.
Zahid says to Nasir and Asif: "Let's take a peek!" They look in the window and see a pretty
woman undressing. Suddenly, Zahid runs away and the other boys can't find him.
The next day, Nasir and Asif see Zahid and ask: "Why'd you run away, you some kind of
faggot or something?"
Zahid replies: "No...My mother told me that if I ever do anything naughty, say anything naughty or even LOOK at anything naughty, God would turn me into stone. Well, when I looked in that
window I started to get hard, so I ran away!"