PRESIDENT AND HIS ADVISOR
One day Parvez Musharraf and Rashid Qureshi went out for a run. After getting their exercise they headed for the showers. As they undressed Rashid looked at Musharraf and said "Gee that's a big dick you have there, mine's so small the interns just laugh at me."
Parvez said "Before I go to bed I always slap it up against the bedpost. That makes it thicker and longer."
That night Rashid Qureshi got in late and the Mrs. was already sleeping. He thought about it while undressing and decided to give it a try so he eased up to the bed and slapped his dick against the bedpost.
Mrs. Rashid woke up and said "That you Musharraf?"
