Rooster

A farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The
current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in
years. So he buys a new cock, and turns him loose in the barnyard.
Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a
little worried about being replaced. He walks up to the new bird. "So
you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff
don't you?
Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the
better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen
house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes
first gets to have all the hens for himself." Well, the young rooster
was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for
the old guy. "You're on," he said". The race begins and all the hens
start cheering the old rooster on. After the first lap, the old rooster
is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead
has slipped a little -- but he's still hanging in there. But the old
rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap
he's just barely in front of the young fella.
By now the farmer has heard the commotion.
He runs into the house, gets his shotgun and runs into the barnyard
figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there,
he sees the two roosters running around the henhouse, with the old
rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun,
aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away. "Damn. That's the third
gay rooster I've bought this month." !!!!!!!!!