SAUNA MAGIC TRICK
Gary and Jane are in a sauna.
Gary says to Jane, "Do you want to see a magic trick?"
Jane says "Sure."
"OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees"
Jane turns around and gets down on all fours.
"There," says Gary, "...does that feel like you've got a thumb up your ass?"
"Yes!" Replies Jane
Gary waves both of his hands in the air, "Magic!"