Shit

SHIT

* You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.

* With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
or decide to shit or get off the pot.

* You can smoke shit,
Buy shit, sell shit,
Lose shit, find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.

* Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference between shit and shine.

* There are lucky shits
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
and sweet shits.

* There is bull shit,
Horse shit,
and chicken shit

* You can throw shit,
Sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.

* You can give a shit,
or serve shit,

* You can be happier than a pig in shit,
or You can find yourself in deep shit.

* Some days are cold as shit,
some days are hot as shit,
and some days are just plan shitty.

* Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

* You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit,
or a lot of weird shit.

* You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit's creek
without a paddle.

* Sometimes every thing you touch turns to shit.
And others times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

* When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

* And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!