STUTTERING
A guy sees a doctor about his stuttering.
The doctor examines him and says, "Your penis is enormous. It's throwing your whole body off balance, and weighing down your vocal cords. You'll talk fine if you let me cut four inches off."
So off it goes, and a month later the guy is back. He says, "Well, I don't stutter now, but all my girlfriends have left. Frankly, it's not worth it. Please sew it back on."
Doctor says, "F-f-f-fuck y-y-you!"
