TALKING CLOCK
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What's the big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"Why, that's a talking clock," the man replied.
"A gong is a talking clock? How does it work?"
"Watch this," the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering hit with the hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's two o'clock in the morning!!"
