A drunk walks up to the host of a party and says,
"'Scuse me madam, but do you have green toilet paper that says,
'F*ck you?'"
The host looks disdainfully at the drunk and says,
"No, I do not have green toilet paper that says, 'F*ck you.'"
"Oh, then I'm terribly sorry," says the drunk, "but I think I
just wiped my ass with your parrot."
"'Scuse me madam, but do you have green toilet paper that says,
'F*ck you?'"
The host looks disdainfully at the drunk and says,
"No, I do not have green toilet paper that says, 'F*ck you.'"
"Oh, then I'm terribly sorry," says the drunk, "but I think I
just wiped my ass with your parrot."
