TOP TEN WAYS TO ‘WIN THE HEARTS OF THE IRAQI PEOPLE’
10. Bomb them…
9. Bomb them and tell them that you didn’t do it…
8. Bomb them and tell them that they did it to themselves…
7. Bomb them and tell them that you are really sorry…
6. Bomb them and blame it on their leaders…
5. Bomb them and then throw food at them…
4. Starve them…
3. Cut off their water…
2. Bomb them and then go on their radio and tell them you have come to ‘liberate’ them…
1. Bomb them and then call them terrorists
And then wonder why they hate you?
