WEAPONS OF MATHS INSTRUCTION
News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School in Basra and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.
Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.
US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.
