Funny SMS

FUNNY SMS
----> In my dream God asked me to
choose between u & my smile,
I chose u because without u, I don't know how to smile.
So be with me always, if u want me to smile.
----> I have spent many sleepless nights in your luv & I don't want to my son to do the same for your daughter.
So, lets make them
brother n sister.
----> Sex is gud sex is fine, doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid everyone luvs getting laid,
So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back.
----> Roses are red, violets are blue,
Shorter the skirt better the view.
----> God created the world in SIX days, but took him centuries to come up with someone...
as HOT...
as SEXY...
as Fuckable...
as YOU!
----> Are mice giving you trouble?
No?
Than you must have a good
pussy!
----> You are cute, you are adorable, sexy, n great,
Now I broke the ice, would you like to mate?
----> A smile to put you on a high...
A kiss to set your soul all right...
Would it be all right if I spent tonight being loved by you???
----> Do you like maths?
= If so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
----> Of all the babes you are my selection.
Please don't give me a rejection.
My teeth are clean for your inspection so give my mouth a tongue injection!
----> I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you;
You do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
----> Feeling bored? Think of me.
Feeling sad? Call me.
Feeling lonely? See me.
Feeling horny? Use your hand & enjoy the art of
messaging.