Genie

GENIE
A woman was walking along the mountain trail when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.
She picked it up, rubbed it & a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was entitled to three wishes.
The Genie said "No. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third world countries & fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said "I want peace in the FATA and Swat Valley. See this map? I want these TALIBANS to stop fighting with the Government."
The Genie looked at the map & exclaimed "Gadzooks, lady! These Talibans have been at war for many years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for."
The Genie let out a long sigh & said, "Let me see that fuckin' map!"