Hot Tub Etiquette For Women
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Thursday, October 16, 2008
HOT TUB ETIQUETTE FOR WOMEN
1. It's not lady-like to straddle a water jet, moan in ecstasy, then scream at the top of your lungs "Oh yes Baby!"
2. Washing your partner's back is sexy... washing your panty hose is NOT!
3. Group nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant experience, but don't spoil things by making snide remarks like, "I've seen bigger wangs on a hamster!"
4. It's okay to pass a joint while hot tubbing.... it's NOT okay to pass gas.
5. Don't think your fooling anybody by trying to pass off your vibrator as a toy submarine.
