How Temperature Affects The Mind

HOW TEMPERATURE AFFECTS THE MIND
* 40 degrees -
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.
* 35 degrees -
Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
* 20 degrees -
Floridians wear coats, gloves and a wooly hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt
* 15 degrees -
Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
* 0 degrees -
New York landlords turn the heat
on.
People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.
* -10 degrees -
People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
* -20 degrees -
Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
* -80 degrees -
Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercises until it gets cold enough.
* -100 degrees -
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
* -173 degrees -
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs.
* -297 degrees -
Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
* -460 degrees -
All atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy... eh ?"
* -500 degrees -
Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the world cup.