Prison Pick Up Lines
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
PRISON PICK UP LINES
* "Hold still while I staple this centerfold to the back of your head."
* "Did you order the Soap Drop soup?"
* "That orange jumpsuit really brings out the red in your freshly-healed knife wound."
* "Care to give Prisoner Johnson a weekend furlough?"
* "You're new here... let me debrief you and introduce you to the penal system."
* "You look even better in person than you did on America' Most Wanted."
* "If looks could kill, you'd get
25 to life."
* "Is your name 'Escape Tunnel'? Because I've been digging you all night."
