Fantasy Vs Reality

FANTASY VS REALITY
* FANTASY
He'll lavish you with gifts for no particular reason.
REALITY
You've got him confused with Santa Claus, who's already married, anyway.
* FANTASY
He'll be tall.
REALITY
He'll say he's five-foot-ten, although you'll tower over him at five-seven.
* FANTASY
You'll be in his every thought.
REALITY
He'll spend half his life obsessing about a receding hairline, the other half
rehashing the latest game on ESPN.
* FANTASY
He'll be witty.
REALITY
He'll still tell knock-knock jokes.
* FANTASY
You'll share the same interests.
REALITY
He'll cancel a romantic evening with you for a tractor pull.
* FANTASY
He always walk beside you, smother you with kisses, and give you unconditional love.
REALITY
Now you've got him confused with the family dog!