CONDEMNED MAN
The balcony of the execution chamber was full as the murderer was led to the electric chair. Wires were attached to his head, chest and arms. To put the wires on the legs, the executioner cut the man's pants at the knees. As he was cutting away, the tip of the condemned man's member became exposed.
The gallery of witnesses began to laugh hysterically.
The man looked up with tears in his eyes and screamed, "Laugh, you
sheartless bastards, but if you was as scared as me, yours would shrink up, too!"
sheartless bastards, but if you was as scared as me, yours would shrink up, too!"
