DRUNK
A drunk goes to the doctor complaining of tiredness and headaches.
"I feel tired all the time, my head hurts, I've got a sore butt, and I'm not sleeping. What is it, Doc?"
The doctor examines him thoroughly and says, "I can't find anything wrong. It must be the drinking."
"Fair
enough," replied the lush. "Happens to me too. I'll come back when you sober up."
enough," replied the lush. "Happens to me too. I'll come back when you sober up."
