ERECTION Calling a nurse he knew after midnight, Mike said, "I really am sorry to call you so late at night, but I have -- well -- an erection that just won't subside and it occurred to me that you might know what to do with it." "It's pretty late for a house call," she said, "so I suggest you take a long cold shower. If that doesn't succeed in reducing the swelling, though, use it to dial me again."
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Monday, October 12, 2009
ERECTION Calling a nurse he knew after midnight, Mike said, "I really am sorry to call you so late at night, but I have -- well -- an erection that just won't subside and it occurred to me that you might know what to do with it." "It's pretty late for a house call," she said, "so I suggest you take a long cold shower. If that doesn't succeed in reducing the swelling, though, use it to dial me again."
