WAL-MART VS HEAVEN I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers. Literally, here are the similitude's I have noticed between the kingdom of Heaven and the kingdom of Everyday Low Prices. Heaven: St. Peter greets you at the gates.
Wal-Mart: Some old geezer named Peter greets you at the automatic doors. Heaven: Eternal.
Wal-Mart: Open 24 hours. Heaven: Where old people go when they expire.
Wal-Mart: Where old people go when they retire. Heaven: Plenty of Room for everyone who loves God.
Wal-Mart: Plenty of Parking for Everyone Heaven: Golden-haired angels shouting the glory of God
Wal Mart: Purple-haired obese women shouting for a price check on candy aisle. Heaven: Salvation and redemption no matter what your sin
Wal-Mart: Full
money refund no matter what your complaint Heaven: EDLP = Every Do-gooder lives peacefully
Wal-Mart: EDLP = Every day low prices Heaven: Sam Walton -- now a resident!
Wal-Mart: Sam's choice cola -- now on sale!
