A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWARD
*** A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
*** Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.
*** Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
*** A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
*** Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
*** Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
*** Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
*** When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
*** A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
*** What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)
*** Time flies like an arrow.
*** Fruit flies like a banana.
*** A backward poet writes inverse.
*** In democracy your
vote counts.
*** In feudalism your count votes.
*** A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
*** If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
*** With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
*** Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.
*** When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
*** The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
*** A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
*** You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
*** Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
*** He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
*** Every calendar's days are numbered.
*** A lot of money is tainted. It ain't yours and it ain't mine.
*** A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
*** He had a
photographic memory that was never developed.
*** A plateau is a high form of flattery.
*** The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
*** Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
*** Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
*** When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
*** Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
*** Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
*** Acupuncture is a jab well done.
*** Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
*** The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
*** Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.
*** Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
*** A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
*** Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
*** Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
*** Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
*** When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
*** A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
*** What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)
*** Time flies like an arrow.
*** Fruit flies like a banana.
*** A backward poet writes inverse.
*** In democracy your
vote counts.
*** In feudalism your count votes.
*** A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
*** If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
*** With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
*** Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.
*** When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
*** The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
*** A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
*** You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
*** Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
*** He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
*** Every calendar's days are numbered.
*** A lot of money is tainted. It ain't yours and it ain't mine.
*** A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
*** He had a
photographic memory that was never developed.
*** A plateau is a high form of flattery.
*** The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
*** Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
*** Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
*** When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
*** Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
*** Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
*** Acupuncture is a jab well done.
*** Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
*** The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
