Men Over 50

MEN OVER 50
----> Men over 50 don't need reassurance. They often need Depends.
----> Men over 50 are sure of themselves. It's their bodies that have serious doubts.
----> Men over 50 are delighted to be seen with women in their 30s. Unless the women are wearing and uniforms, and have just slapped cuffs on you.
----> Men over 50 no longer fight at the drop of a hat. They've learned it's hard enough to hit a toilet, much less an agile younger fellow who is kicking their butt.
----> Men over 50 have seen it all. They ate and drank a lot of it, as their expanding waistlines prove.
----> Men over 50 are sometimes tougher than nails. Bent nails, Rusty Nails. Toe Nails.
----> Men over 50 like fast cars and loose women. What they actually have are loose cars and bad
memories of fast women.
----> Men over 50 like sizzling steaks and smooth whiskey. They usually need bran muffins and liquid fiber.
----> Men over 50 like to sink their teeth in a challenge. Frequently, though, they are challenged to find their teeth in the sink.