COMPUTER HUMOUR
* Definition: Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
* Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
* Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put in new ones.
* C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
* Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or file name!"
* C:\ File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
* An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
* CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
* Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
* Press to continue ...Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
* Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
* Hit any user to continue.
* Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (V)omit
* If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
* Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
* "Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way."
* "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
* Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
