Eloped

ELOPED

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a note left on the pillow. With some trepidation, she reads it with trembling hands:

"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend.
I have found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorbike.

But not only that, Mom, I'm pregnant and Arjun said that we will be very happy in his caravan in the woods.

He wants us to have many more children and that, too, is one of my dreams.

I've learnt that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and that we'll be growing it for ourselves and for his friends who are also providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS so that Arjun will get better, he certainly deserves it.

Don't worry, Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit you so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

Juhi

PS: Mom, it's not true, I'm over in the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the school report card that's in my desk drawer....
I love you!!"