GRAMPA'S TALL TALE
Grampa was telling his youngest grandson abuot his terrifying experience with cannibals.
"There I was, lost in the middle of the jungle, surrounded by twenty hungry ass cannibals."
His grandson, Oleander, said, "But last time you told me, there were only ten hungry ass cannibals."
To which grampa answered, "Ah, but you were too young then to know the whole horrible ass truth!"
