TOILET PAPER
A blonde, brunette and redhead were walking along the beach.
A seagull fly's over and craps all over the blonde, the brunette say's in a disgusted voice "hang on the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper."
After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh, the redhead say's "what's so funny?"
The blonde say's "well, blondes are suppose to be so dumb and look at her, by the time she gets back with the toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"
