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A cattle rancher lived very far from town, his wife was pregnant and about due. He went to see the doctor because he wouldn't be able to get his wife to the doctor in time for the birth of his first baby.
The doctor told him, "Hank there's nothing to worry about. You've delivered calf's from a cow before haven't you?"
Hank says, "Yes"
The doctor says, "Well it's the same thing involved when a woman gives birth to a baby."
Hank leaves much less worried.
A few weeks later Hank stops by the doctor's office and tells the doc. "I'm the proud father of a 9-pound boy."
He smiles. The doc asks, "Did everything go OK?"
Hank answers, "Yeah, just one thing, I almost had to beat the shit out of her to make her eat the afterbirth
