MAKE HIM PUKE
A police officer is walking his beat on a Saturday night. He walks by a bar and fifteen feet away from it he sees two guys, obviously wasted, lying on the ground.
The first guy has his pants down and the second guy is sticking his thumb up the first guy's ass.
The police officer, shocked, asks "What the hell are you doing?!"
The guy with his thumb up the ass says "My friend here is really drunk, and I'm getting him to puke."
"You won't get him to puke like that," the cop says.
The guy looks up at the cop and says "Wait till I put my thumb in his mouth!"
