MEDICAL TERMINOLOGIES
Once in the entry test of one of the most reknown medical colleges of Pakistan, a student attempted the paper in the fashion yo can just see & applaud. Well, but don't think that the student was me . The irony of fate was that he was through ...
ANTIBODY ==> against everyone
ARTERY ==> the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA ==> back door to a cafeteria
CAESARIAN SECTION ==> a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY ==> game of Cards
CAT SCAN ==> searching for lost cat
CHRONIC ==> neck of a crow
COMA ==> punctuation mark
STETHOSCOPE ==> a new version of telescope
MICROSCOPE ==> a person with no scope in future
CORTIZONE ==> area around local court-house
CYST ==> short for sister
DIAGNOSIS ==> person with a slanted nose
DILATE ==> One who died late
DISLOCATION ==> location of inserting disk
DUODENUM ==> a body spray
ENEMA ==> not a friend ( like enemy )
FALSE LABOR==> pretending to work
GENES ==> Men wear
GROIN ==> anything tat can grow
HERNIA ==> always in hurry
HYMEN ==> Say Hi to several males
IMPOTENT ==> distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN ==> hurt at work
LACTOSE ==> person who lacks a toe
MENOPAUSE ==> I no wait
MICROBES ==> small dressing gowns
PACEMAKER ==> winner
of Nobel Peace Prize
PULSE ==> grain
PUS ==> small cat
RED BLOOD COUNT ==> Dracula
RUPTURE ==> ecstasy
SECRETION ==> hiding anything
SUBCUTANEOUS ==> not cute enough
SUTURE ==> Gujarati for "what do you want"
TABLET ==> small table
TUMOR ==> extra pair
ULTRASOUND ==> good sound
URINE ==> opposite of you're out
VARICOSE ==> very close
VAS DEFERENS ==> extremely different
VEIN ==> at what time?
VITREOUS HUMOR ==> both witty & funny
ARTERY ==> the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA ==> back door to a cafeteria
CAESARIAN SECTION ==> a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY ==> game of Cards
CAT SCAN ==> searching for lost cat
CHRONIC ==> neck of a crow
COMA ==> punctuation mark
STETHOSCOPE ==> a new version of telescope
MICROSCOPE ==> a person with no scope in future
CORTIZONE ==> area around local court-house
CYST ==> short for sister
DIAGNOSIS ==> person with a slanted nose
DILATE ==> One who died late
DISLOCATION ==> location of inserting disk
DUODENUM ==> a body spray
ENEMA ==> not a friend ( like enemy )
FALSE LABOR==> pretending to work
GENES ==> Men wear
GROIN ==> anything tat can grow
HERNIA ==> always in hurry
HYMEN ==> Say Hi to several males
IMPOTENT ==> distinguished, well-known
LABOR PAIN ==> hurt at work
LACTOSE ==> person who lacks a toe
MENOPAUSE ==> I no wait
MICROBES ==> small dressing gowns
PACEMAKER ==> winner
of Nobel Peace Prize
PULSE ==> grain
PUS ==> small cat
RED BLOOD COUNT ==> Dracula
RUPTURE ==> ecstasy
SECRETION ==> hiding anything
SUBCUTANEOUS ==> not cute enough
SUTURE ==> Gujarati for "what do you want"
TABLET ==> small table
TUMOR ==> extra pair
ULTRASOUND ==> good sound
URINE ==> opposite of you're out
VARICOSE ==> very close
VAS DEFERENS ==> extremely different
VEIN ==> at what time?
VITREOUS HUMOR ==> both witty & funny
