NEVER MARRY A SOFTWARE ENGINEER
This is a warning for women planning to marry software engineers in the form of a conversation between a husband (software engineer) and his wife. Look before you leap!!!
SCENE: A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer. After some time, the husband arrives.
HUSBAND: (Opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN.
WIFE: Thanks god that you have arrived. Have u brought the saree?
HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning.
HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
WIFE: O my God.... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary?
HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
WIFE: At least give me your credit card. So that I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you.
HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE: You are useless.
HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT.
WIFE: Who was there in the car with you this morning?
HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT.
WIFE: Ok. leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE: What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
HUSBAND: THE ONLY USER WITH RIGHT PERMISSION.
WIFE: What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED!!!
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?
HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE: I will go to my dad’s house!!!
HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE.
WIFE: I will leave you for ever!!!
HUSBAND: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER.
WIFE: It is worthless talking to you husband. Shut down the computer.
WIFE: I am going.
HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.
