MENSA PICKUP LINES
* 'Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?'
* 'What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean Geometry?'
* 'Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?'
* 'It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be overqualified.'
* 'You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond all capacity for cognitive discourse.'
* 'You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations through my mind all night.'
* 'That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes.'
* 'According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now.'
* 'If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take umbrage?'
* 'I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus.'
* 'Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!'
* 'By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me.'
