PRETTY TIGHT
Bob goes on a blind date with this Canadian chick named Cindy. Later, after dinner and a movie, Cindy invites Bob up to her apartment to fool around.
She reclines on the couch, spreads her legs and says: "Stick a finger in me."
Bob obliges, then Cindy says: "Stick in the other three."
Once again, Bob obliges. Then Cindy says: "Just go ahead and shove yer whole hand in there."
So Bob eases his hand into Cindy, who then says: "Now shove in your other hand."
Bob does so, and Cindy says: "Now CLAP!"
Bob tries, but nothing doing. "I can't!" he says.
Cindy looks at him with a smile and says: "Pretty tight, eh?!"
