TRAFFIC JAM
A man on his way home from work at the GHQ came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "The President just found out he was impeached by the National Assembly and he's all depressed. He had two attempts on his life and now the leaders of all major parties are accusing him of being an American protegee. He stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Islamabad Highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the million of Rupees he owes to his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"
"I've got a lot of folks still siphoning; but right now I have about three hundred litres."
