SCIENTISTS
Scientist have just proven that the DNA found in Donkeys and bats is exactly the same as that found in the human male........ which explains the constant stubbornness and lack of vision !!!
Scientist have just proven that the DNA found in cows and dung beetles is exactly the same as that found in the human female........ which explains the big tits and constant looking for shit !!!
DOCTORS STRIKE
DOCTORS STRIKE
Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike.
Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!
GOLF COURSE
Did you hear about the long delays on the golf course outside Washington, D.C.?
Seems like there was a foursome playing that was taking forever to get around the course. The group consisted of Monica Lewinski, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton.
According to observers, the problems they were having were attributable to typical problems faced by the novice golfer...Monica is a hooker, OJ is a slicer, Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton is never sure which hole he's supposed to be playing.
