TWENTY FIVE INCH DICK
A man is walking through the park one day when he comes across a guy sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out.
"What's wrong?" asks the passerby, sitting down next to the crying man.
"I have a twenty-five inch dick," says the sobber.
"So why the are you crying? Most guys would kill for one that big!" said the confused good Samaritan.
"I'm crying," he explains sadly, "because it takes me a week to get a hard-on."
