Tit Bits

| Saturday, November 28, 2009

TIT BITS


** A farmer orders a milking machine. He tried it on his penis $ has a wonderful orgasm but could not remove it. He read the manual & fainted - it says “AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 LITERS”


** A recent medical breakthrough has confirmed that vaginal juice can cure leprosy. Women are hereby requested 2 allow lepers to finger them. So, help us to stop leprosy.


** A girl looks at a man’s tattoos: NIKE on his arm, REEBOK on his legs, she screamed when she saw AIDS on his penis”. The man said to her relax, if its erect it reads "ADIDAS”

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