TIT BITS
** A farmer orders a milking machine. He tried it on his penis $ has a wonderful orgasm but could not remove it. He read the manual & fainted - it says “AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 LITERS”
** A recent medical breakthrough has confirmed that vaginal juice can cure leprosy. Women are hereby requested 2 allow lepers to finger them. So, help us to stop leprosy.
** A girl looks at a man’s tattoos: NIKE on his arm, REEBOK on his legs, she screamed when she saw AIDS on his penis”. The man said to her relax, if its erect it reads "ADIDAS”