Urdu Special

URDU SPECIAL

-- Reh reh kar mujh ko ek hi khayal ata hay
woh kambukht na janay kon say sabun say nahata hay
-- Dabbay main dabba dabbay main khargosh
larki nay ankh mari larka behosh
-- Na tum chhat(terrace) per atin
na main deewana hota
na tum patthar martin
na main kana hota
-- Jo ek galti karay woh anjan
jo 2 galti karay woh nadan
jo 3 galti karay woh shaitan
jo galtion pay galti karay woh hindustan
jo har galti maaf karay woh pakistan
-- Taj mehal ki dewaron per aaj bhi likha hua hay
yahan thookna mana hay yahan thookna mana hay
-- Yeh kon sa jaam tum nay hamain pila diya
is sar phiray ka sara system hila diya
-- Meray marnay kay baad meray doston
yun ansoo na bahana
agar yaad aye to
seedhay upar chalay ana
-- Andheri raat thi, woh mere saath thi
main uske upar tha, woh mere neeche thi
haathon mein haath the, pairon mein per
bura mat maanana woh meri cycle thi
-- Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi
Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi
-- Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho .....
ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!

-- Saali ko aadhay ghar wali kiyon kehtay hain
choot nahin to gaand maar laite hain

-- Chappal chhoti ho to
Pair me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Darwaze me nahi aati
-- ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA-
B- BARA
H- HANDSOME
A- AUR
I- INTELLIGENT
Y- YAAR
A- APNA
-- College jaana hai har haal mein,
Larkyon ko phasana hai apne jaal mein.
-- Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri