TWO BLONDES
A blonde got a bright red Porche from her lover, and drove it out to the motorway, to see how far down she could press the accelerator pedal. She was moving so fast that she didn't notice she had overtaken a police cruiser, which promptly took up the chase and pulled her over to the side.
With the police car stopped behind her, the blonde looked in the rear-view mirror to see a female officer, just as blonde as herself.
"Uh oh", she thought, "I can't use my usual trick of unbuttoning the top buttons on my blouse!"
She decided she would try to muster some dignity to earn the officer's respect.
When the female officer came to the blonde's window and asked to see a driver's license, the blonde picked up her handbag and began to rummage around in it.
After a while, the officer became impatient and said, "Your drivers license is a small plastic rectangle with your picture on it."
Still looking into her handbag, the blonde brightened up as her hand came upon her pocket make-up mirror, which she handed over to the police officer.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, sighed deeply and said, "You should have said you were a police officer, and we could have avoided all this bother."
