TWO SMART SARDARS FIND A DUMB ONE
Two sardars were driving down a country road with nothing but wheat fields on either side, when they saw something in the field. They stopped the car to get out and look. Much to their suprise, there was another sardar in a row boat rowing away in the field.
The driver looked at her passenger and said, "It's sardars like that, that give us a bad name."
Then the passenger replied, "I know, if I could swim I would go out there and whoop his ass."
