YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...
* Your junior prom had a daycare.
* You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
* You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
* You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
* You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
* You let your 12 year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
* The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it."
