FUN WAYS TO BUG YOUR DAD
* Censor your dad's Playboy magazines with a felt tip marker.
* When watching a footbal game with your dad say... "Wow! that number 28 has a really cute butt. (This will have twice the effect for sons.)
* Spray Glade on his butt. When he asks what your doing ,tell him it's preventive medicine.
* Refer to the mailman as "Your other dad."
* Squeeze out his Preparation-H tube and refill it with Rub-A535.
* Invite your mom's high school sweetheart over for dinner.
* Before going to parent teacher night pull a toupee out of your pocket and ask him if he minds wearing it.
* Phone your dad's boss and ask for a raise on his behalf.
* Disrupt your dad's poker game by streaking past the card table naked.
