ROOSTER
President Musharraf and his wife were touring a farm. Mrs. Musharraf was informed that a rooster on the farm often copulated 20 or more times in a day.
"Tell that to Mr. Musharraf", she supposedly said. When informed of the rooster's feat, the President asked if it was always the same hen.
He was told that the rooster enjoyed a different hen each time.
"Tell that to Mrs. Musharraf" was his reply.
