A guy is out with buddies - has few drinks - is feeling a little frisky
but, true to his wife, goes home.
He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets
two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - "What did you put in my
mouth?"
He says, "Two aspirin."
She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, - "That's all I wanted to hear".
but, true to his wife, goes home.
He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets
two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - "What did you put in my
mouth?"
He says, "Two aspirin."
She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, - "That's all I wanted to hear".
