KIND OFFER
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car with a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared.
The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him."
"Suit yerself," he replied, "the hens are 'round back."
