ROSEBUDS
There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night, the granddaughter came bouncing down the stairs dressed to go out to a party wearing a see-through blouse without a bra. Her grandmother told her to go back upstairs and "dress decent."
"No, I want to show off my rosebuds!" she said and bounded out the door.
The next day, the granddaughter came outside to find her grandmother on the porch wearing a see-through blouse without a bra.
"Grandma! What are you doing?! Friends are coming over any time now! Please go change your blouse!"
"No way, girl. If you can show off them rosebuds of yours, then I can show off my hanging baskets!"
