NO PAPER
A drunk staggers into a Catholic church, sits down clumsily in the Confession Box, and says nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting, and waiting.
After a while, the patient priest coughs to attract the drunk's attention, but still there is only silence.
The priest raps on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin', pal, there's no paper in this one either.
